...Pride and Prejudice and Zombies...with unrelated Pride and Prejudice quotes...

Oh happy play!  If you could but spot the difference between Austen and Grahame-Smith.  Rely upon your wits and see!

"Angry people are not always wise."

"Your balls, Mr. Darcy?"  "They belong to you, Miss Bennett."

"I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading!  How much sooner one tires of any thing than of a book!  When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library."

"Elizabeth sheathed her sword, knelt behind him, and strangled him to death with his own large bowel."

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"There are few people whom I really love, and still fewer of whom I think well.  The more I see of the world, the more am I dissatisfied with it; and every day confirms my belief of the inconsistency of all human characters, and of the little dependence that can be placed on the appearance of merit or sense."

"Elizabeth lifted her skirt, disregarding modesty, and delivered a swift kick to the creature's head."

"My good opinion once lost is lost forever."

"I dare say she means to keep you from his attentions.  Your honour demands she be slain."

"Our scars make us know that our past was for real."

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